Sonys’ hacked e-mails reveal that their major executives have been taken over by aliens.

(This story is for entertainment purposes and was not endorsed by Sony)

Amidst all this chaos with Kevin Hart, and “The Interview,” North Korea is in big trouble.  In a recent leaked e-mail, hackers have reported extremely sensitive e-mails containing proof that their major executives have been taken over by aliens.  Over a course of the past 10 years these executives have been communicating through e-mail with a highly cryptic languages that the hackers have cracked using binary which was the only form of communication between the aliens and humans when they first arrived using a series of 0’s and 1’s as sort of primitive “yes’s and no’s.”

While the executives have denied all reports, there has been suspicious activity in the North Korean air space, which may perhaps suggest the aliens are not happy with this revelation.

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